Name: Ayejay
Age:18

I love pizza, Blood and Gore, Nature, Inhumanity, Music, Video Games, and of course Netflix
Just one big ClusterFuck of Me

gavmobile:

what i look for in a boy

  • smart
  • socially awkward
  • military-trained
  • officer
  • facial scars
  • nice fringe
  • supportive waist
  • alien
  • garrus vakarian
  • im talking about garrus vakarian

(Source: biowhat)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy)

iwishihadafather:

is that kris jenner

(Source: anormaux)

(Source: party-quirks)

(Source: kenzemas)

(Source: themagicfarawayttree)

voodouqueen:

cosbyykidd:

This has me weak bruh

Oh my GOD YALL CHILDISH

thehealthywarrior:

Britain’s first black marchioness

Okay y’all. 

This is: Emma McQuiston

And as that says, she’s this first black marchioness Britain has ever had. 

But she’s not the only black royal

but THIS IS A BIG DEAL.

plus she’s getting snubbed like big time. The groom’s father didn’t even come. And she said things like: 

she has been snubbed by the British elite because of her ethnicity and background

SO REBLOG IT, CAUSE SHE’S GORGEOUS AND EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE HER.

illkim:

"Mom what’s for dinner"

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"There’s some leftovers in the fri-"

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(Source: illkim)

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy)

overlord-cunningham:

mayebay3:

so-treu:

mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH

IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 

So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers. 

ok that’s pretty badass.

Color guard/ winter guard/ drum corps is more badass than people give them credit.

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.